29 October, 2009

VCE Study Tips

With VCE exams less than a day away, I thought it would be prudent to share some wise advice with you all:

  • A strong mindset is essential. Don't tell yourself that you want to 'do the best I can do', but instead set specific study score goals. If you fail to reach these goals, tell yourself you are a failure.
  • Don't start revising months in advance - leave all of your revision till the very last minute. This will ensure that all the information is fresh in your mind when you go into the exam.
  • The night before, make sure you revise absolutely everything in detail - and if there's one part you don't quite understand: THEN PANIC! PANIC, AND TRY AND RE-LEARN THE WHOLE COURSE! Don't worry about sleeping - what good is sleep if you're not prepared?
  • Don't eat breakfast on the day of the exam. A full stomach will only increase your nausea. Avoid low GI foods like cereal - if you must have something, have a Wizz Fizz.
  • Don't take a drink bottle with you into the exam - being hydrated is not important, as irreplacable seconds tick past every time you stop to drink.
  • Make sure you get to your exam at the last minute - this will heighten the excitement of the morning/afternoon, and create another layer of fear and nervousness.
  • When you do arrive, be sure to mingle with other people and ask them lots of questions about the exam, as it is likely they will know something you don't. If they bring up an obscure part of the subject that you hadn't considered, start to stress about it, and try to learn it all in the five minutes before the exam. It is advisable to enter the examination confused, disorientated, and afraid.

Apart from that, there are no 'hard and fast' rules to VCE success. Just remember that plenty of students just like you have done the VCE before you, and plenty of them have done appallingly.

25 October, 2009

Revolutionary New Australian Television Show

Three Sydney socialites today revealed their plans to create a Gossip Girl type television series, all based around their wild, high-class social life.

Called Snobs, the show would be an exciting new foray into as yet untested genres. "We asked ourselves, what is something unique about Australia? And what original, challenging content could we provide in a drama set in Australia? And then we threw all those ideas out and went with a cheap and tacky remake of American shows such as O.C or Sex and the City," explained creative director Susan Watermeadow.

"We're not sure if the 'three girls spending big and going wild in a city setting' format is really going to work - I think we're really pushing the boundaries of what's ever been tested in comedy series before," cast member Gracie Otto enthused. "We're just hoping that Australian audiences will be ready to embrace something as diverse as the mild mishaps and shenanigans of three rich white girls," she continued.

"The title is certainly not intended as elitist, or anything like that," one scriptwriter hurried to affirm. "It's something everyone can enjoy - we're even planning on celebrating the diversity of the Australian people - perhaps a token Muslim friend can make a guest appearance."

23 October, 2009

A "Whose Reality?" Take on Beauty and the Geek

So I sat down and watched some reality TV yesterday. Called Beauty and the Geek. Go on, judge me (I’ve certainly already judged myself). And so to make up for my lapse in taste I watched Q and A on ABC – “the unpredictable show where you get to ask the questions”, as Tony Jones informs the audience every twenty minutes.

But to make my earlier transgression excusable, I turned a critical eye to the show. I don’t mean the sort of TV critic eye, where I’ll make some cheap shots, a wanky joke, throw in a quote, and end with a little pun. I mean I took a serious look at it, from a Whose Reality? perspective. So without further ado, I present my musings.

Of course, reality TV presents a distorted view of reality for our entertainment. And so to begin, I feel it is necessary to analyse the layers of reality within the television show Beauty and the Geek:

Firstly, we have the title itself, which juxtaposes two disparate identities which would supposedly share very different ‘realities’:
  • ‘Beauty’ – a term which is used to label all the female contestants. This labels the women as ladies from a world of cosmetics, fashion, partying, and so on. Of course, the complexities of the connotations associated with the term ‘beauty’ can offer other readings to this specific vocabulary choice. It could be construed as ironic, as many of the women are presented (we will get to this) as vapid and superficial. But most likely it was chosen to give a ‘Beauty and the Beast’ type ring to the title.

  • ‘Geek’ – when compared to its counterpart ‘nerd’, the nuances of the word ‘geek’ become clearer. This clearly suggests that the ‘geeks’ are socially inept, and withdrawn. It also credits them with a large intellect. These contestants, as with the ‘Beauties’ are initially presented as breathing, living stereotypes.


Having established through their title that the focus will be a clashing of realities, the show needs to create an atmosphere within the ‘house’. Naturally, this is one of fear and competition. The very language of the host, such as announcing to the team which ‘survived’ the elimination round, “you live to fight another day”, is suffused with conflict and competition. Contestants are forced to vote each other out, even though apparently everyone, including the host, agrees that it’s not easy or pleasant. This creates conflict within self, as some individuals struggle to choose a team to nominate. In these cases these choices are inevitably going to be made by impressions, or their reality of the others, as shaped by their interactions with and observations of them.
The atmosphere during elimination rounds is one of fear, which is added in an attempt to push contestants to the extremes of their personalities and aggression. In a way, the emotional space inhabited by the Beauties and Geeks is manipulated, altering and distorting their ‘reality’, if you will (and I will), in order to entertain.


Lastly, of course, is the representation of these realities by the editors and producers, which deserves equal discussion. How are these people represented, how can we know what is and isn’t taken out of context? It can be easy to throw back your head and let loose a full-bellied laugh at the contestants from your couch, thinking “at least I’m not as stupid/socially awkward/maladroit as that person”. Indeed, I think that a large part of these types of shows appeal is just that. And in presenting stereotypes to us, the show can sometimes lead us to forget they are complex human beings. Reality is distorted and simplified for our viewing pleasure.


So I think we can agree that there are three layers of reality within the show; the people’s realities (‘Beauty’ or ‘Geek’), their emotional/psychological reality as shaped by the fear and competition the whole show is saturated in, and the representation of these realities.

Frequently, perception of others and self perception are what really drive the conflict. The challenge for the Geeks this week was speed dating – the Geek with the highest totalled score from the women the winner. Upon hearing of the task, one Geek noted, “The calibre of a woman who would go on speed dating rather concerns me; they’re either really desperate, or really busy.” This quote is interesting for a few reasons. He has never actually been speed dating, but has already made his mind up about what sorts of people would go, and has decided, more or less, that it’s stupid. The origin of this constructed perception of speed dating, it could be postulated, may be the fact that he has never been speed dating – or any other dating, for that matter. So now he must admit to himself either that he is missing out and is ‘desperate’, or that the speed daters are the ‘desperate’ ones and he himself is above the whole thing. A reality must be constructed in order to validate his own perception of self.


One Geek later noted, “I always try not to get frustrated with my students because I appreciate that some people have differences in the way they think.” This quote was given as he attempted to teach space science to the Beauty he was paired with. His carefully tactful wording of his frustration shows both his ability to empathise with the Beauty, and his careful representation of his own reality.


The Beauties, too, offered some insights into individual realities. One Beauty mused upon the relativity of time, as she exclaimed “An hour – that’s not even long!” when told that she had an hour to prepare for her challenge. And another Beauties observation, as she watched her Geek partner dancing – “He looked like he needed to go to the toilet or something,” is clearly anchored by past experiences, when perhaps she has seen people acting in a similar manner before needing to “go to the toilet”. Thus her memories have a significant impact on the way in which she interprets, processes, and analyses the stimuli around her.


The clash of realities may not end in tragedy as in A Streetcar Named Desire or Enduring Love, but it certainly creates an interesting psychological study. The reality we are left with at the end of Beauty and the Geek is one which cannot be taken at face value, but which must rather be analysed carefully, so that we might be able to form our own individual interpretations, based on our own experiences and memories.


Well, there’s just one way to waste time. I hope it was mildly diverting.

22 October, 2009

No Longer a Student

So I haven't written much in a while, but I don't care much either. Today I finished school. It's an odd feeling. I think the main thing is that I realise that there are so many people that I see every day, talk to often, or occassionally, and only now that I am faced with the possibility of not seeing them for long whiles, I realise that they were awesome and I'll miss them being a part of my daily life.

And it's not even a case of "I'll miss them all, but especially" because there are so many 'especiallies', all for their own reasons - the funny people, the clever people (ok that's quite a few people). People I wish I had gotten to know better, people I hope I'll still see, and so on. I think it affirms two things for me:

a) I'm glad I went to the school I went to (does not need to be named here)

b) I should always make sure that I make the most of my time with people, talking to them, and getting to know people.

I haven't cried, and don't think I will. I just have some sort of odd mixture of nostalgia and sadness and memories and faces, and I don't know if there's a word in the English language that articulates it all for me yet.

So if you're one of those people, then thanks.

Whew, ok, done *wipes oddly shiny eyes*.