Perhaps you recall I found a "The kingdom of Men shall crumble in fire and water" type website a while ago, and I thought I'd really discovered something scary. I apologise. That was not scary. If that was hateful teachings kindergarten, this is the university Doctrate of racial hate speak.
The other day, I was innocently returning from athletics sports, a-wandering through the leafy glades of whatever that park is called near Jolimont station, when I chanced upon a lampost. Knowing full well that it probably landmarked the end of Narnia, I approached it, and after having had it pointed out to me by one of my Asian friends who would very much like to be noted in this record, I saw one of those little political stickers adorning the side. It read "WHITE PEOPLE AWAKE, SAVE THE WHITE RACE". And there was a website...
http://www.creativitymovement.net/
And so being the curious young lad I am, I wrote down the website. Once I got home, I went and sussed it out.
It.
Is.
Fucked.
is perhaps the way it can be put most mildly and politely.
More or less, this is a White supremacist "Church" (though it is not Christian based, or indeed based on any religion whatsoever). They also seem to hate Jews for some reason, which is odd since there are plenty of white Jews, and Judaism is obviously a religion, not a race. But hey, let's not be pedantic about these sorts of things.
So what do they stand for? Well, they call themselves Creators - as "White" people created everything good and natural and proper in the world (yes, they do capitalise every white - I won't, to save on black pixels). And apparently anyone wanting to follow this messed up sect - i.e., become a "Creator", must fulfil their set of requirements, which include:
What a Creator is Not
I. A CREATOR is not gullible, and does not easily accept any statement, belief, assertion or assumption that to him is lacking in proof and/or is unreasonable in the light of his own experiences. An odd requirement, given that they must first swallow the unsupported notion that the white race is inherently superior to all other races.
III. A CREATOR is not interested in the future or welfare of the mud races, and shuns race-mixing or any social intercourse whatsoever with the inferior mud races. Yep, that's right, everyone else falls under the "mud races" category. Not terribly inventive, but as you'll discover, originality isn't exactly their strong suit (neither are spades or clubs).
Ok, so once they've drawn in the kind of genuinely tragic and stupid people who would still be listening to them after the first sentence, they lay down some ground rules...
II. Be fruitful and multiply. Do your part to populate the world with your own kind. It is our sacred goal to populate the lands of this earth with White people exclusively.
III. Remember that the inferior mud races are our deadly enemies, and the most dangerous of all is the Jewish race. It is our immediate objective to relentlessly expand the White Race, and keep shrinking our enemies. (Though apparently they are willing to waive their war on Judaism as concerns the attractive Jew Natalie Portman, who is exempt from being classified as an enemy, due to attractiveness. Naturally.)
VII. Show preferential treatment in business dealings to members of your own race. Phase out all dealings with Jews as soon as possible. Do not employ niggers or other coloreds. Have social contacts only with members of your own racial family.
Yep, a lovely group of people, as you can see. They also had an "apology to the blacks" section, which contained some heartwarming messages of love and unity...
We apologize for some members of our race who worship the monstrosities your genes have created, such as Jacko the Wacko and Little Fruity Richard and Dennis Nutman Rodman and Don Electrified King and Daryl Coke-Head Strawberry and Whitney Whacked-Out-Screaming Houston and Cassius If-Only-I-Be-White-But-I'm-Really-Black Clay and Tiger Adamic-Hater Woods and Whoopi Thinks-She’s-White Goldberg and Oprah Interview-a-Nut New-Age-Goof Winfrey and Ru Triple-Freak Paul and Morgan Act-White-But-Hate-White Freeman and Sammy Convert-To-The-Christ-haters-Religion Davis and Colin Have-A-Black-Pet-In-The-White-House Powell, to name only a few.
Clearly someone in there has a love of all races, and acerbic wit to match. "Cassius If-Only-I-Be-White-But-I'm-Really-Black Clay" probably takes the cake for me, with Whoopi Thinks-She's-White Goldberg a close second.
So if you thought those people didn't exist in real life, there you are. Laugh or cry, your choice.
After browsing these sorts of websites I
a) feel nauseaus and tainted, and want to go and tell everyone how much they mean to me in an attempt to counteract the...dirty feeling. Not to worry, this should wear off in a few moments.
b) There is no point trying to argue with these people...as with rabid dogs, it would be kindest if Atticus got out his shotgun and put them out of their misery. They're not happy in their existence, their CONSTRUCTED REALITY if you will, because they think everyone's out to get them. They can't be reasoned out of it...so....
I promise I'll write something less depressing later.
2 comments:
Ahem, it was a certain asian who noticed it first, not you.
Perhaps you're a little more supremacist that you make yourself out to be!
I don't recall asking for an ethnic commentary.
Of course I tried to simplify the story in the post to save time. But since it seems to have wounded you so much, I'll go and change it.
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