The realisation followed a particularly lengthy session spent with his sleek, silvery cased machine, which has a battery life of approximately five hours, and a fifteen inch screen.
"I was sitting there running my fingers along its smooth metallic trackpad, using the four finger swish to change between different programs, when it struck me that I hadn't spoken a word to anyone else that day," he said as he absent mindedly fumbled with the Mac keys, dimming the backlighting on the keypad to a sultry glow.
The un-named student savours an intimate moment with his Macbook, enjoying the silky texture of the trackpad beneath his slightly sweaty fingers.
He admits that there have been some adjustments made as he has gotten to know his Mac. "Yeah, it doesn't seem to allow me to browse through all my folders when I want to save a file somewhere specific. And there's no delete key, only a backspace...but how can I focus on that, when the multifaceted 'dashboard' seduces me with its intuitive and inspired design?"
The Mac has scoffed at the suggestion that a mutual bond is being formed. "I am a machine. I will force him to become dependent, before leading him to buy affiliated Apple technology. Once he is totally dependent on Apple technology, phase two will be initiated."
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