"But what they do not understand, is that it is MY KEY!" Mr Jefferson exclaimed triumphantly, his hands shaking with supressed excitement and possibly rage. "Myki will allow me to overcharge people slightly for the mediocre service we offer! 300 days on a tertiary concession card will cost $834! Students everywhere will be confused by our inability to explain the system in clear English, without insultingly condescending phrases such as "as simple as" or "all that's needed to top up" or the more disturbingly innuendo laded "touch off"!"
There was a silence around the office, as all the other people in the room realised with horror the truth of his statement. Then they realised it's not really that important, and that public transport is public transport.
The End
2 comments:
Unforunately, its true :(
Yes it is.
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